Season 3 - Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men - Season 3

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Mein cooler Onkel Charlie

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Number of episodes:
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Two and a Half Men - Season 3

Two and a Half Men - Season 3

Two and a Half Men - Season 3
Two and a Half Men
Season 3
Number of episodes:
24
First Air Date:
September 19, 2005

- Season 3

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Charlie will sich selbst, seiner Familie, seiner "Freundin" und jedem, der zuhört beweisen, dass er eine ernsthafte Beziehung mit einer umwerfenden Balletttänzerin führen kann. Alan geht mit einer heißen (wenn auch nicht sonderlich hellen) 22-Jährigen aus, die zufällig Charlies Ex-Flamme ist, und sogar Jake möchte auf seiner ersten Party Eindruck machen, zu der auch Girls eingeladen werden. Außerdem tritt ein Mitglied der Harperfamilie vor den Traualtar…

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts


Season 3, Episode 1

First Air Date:
September 19, 2005

Episode Details

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend.

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover


Season 3, Episode 2

First Air Date:
September 26, 2005

Episode Details

Alan has to lobby the principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, while Charlie is left to manage the chiropractic office for the day.

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark


Season 3, Episode 3

First Air Date:
October 3, 2005

Episode Details

After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs


Season 3, Episode 4

First Air Date:
October 10, 2005

Episode Details

Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows.

We Called It Mr. Pinky


Season 3, Episode 5

First Air Date:
October 17, 2005

Episode Details

Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women.

Hi, Mr. Horned One


Season 3, Episode 6

First Air Date:
October 24, 2005

Episode Details

Charlie's Satan-worshiping girlfriend has a knack for the supernatural, and seems to be the cause of some strange happenings around the Harper house.

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop


Season 3, Episode 7

First Air Date:
November 7, 2005

Episode Details

Charlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows it's no big deal. But her father quickly shows up at Charlie's house, under the impression that they've been dating for two years.

That Voodoo That I Do Do


Season 3, Episode 8

First Air Date:
November 14, 2005

Episode Details

Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections.

Madame and Her Special Friend


Season 3, Episode 9

First Air Date:
November 21, 2005

Episode Details

Charlie's elderly neighbor has an uncomfortable business proposition for Alan.

Something Salted and Twisted


Season 3, Episode 10

First Air Date:
November 28, 2005

Episode Details

After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie.

Santa's Village of the Damned


Season 3, Episode 11

First Air Date:
December 19, 2005

Episode Details

Alan's girlfriend Sandy is Malibu's answer to Martha Stewart, causing Alan and Charlie to pack on the pounds. Their desire for her fabulous culinary output is ultimately overwhelmed by her craziness.

That Special Tug


Season 3, Episode 12

First Air Date:
January 9, 2006

Episode Details

After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink.

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium


Season 3, Episode 13

First Air Date:
January 23, 2006

Episode Details

Charlie has to decide whether he can really commit to a serious relationship with Mia, especially when sex is currently off the agenda. Unsurprisingly, his suggestion that he sleep with other women in the meantime falls on somewhat stony ground.

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded


Season 3, Episode 14

First Air Date:
February 6, 2006

Episode Details

As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

My Tongue Is Meat


Season 3, Episode 15

First Air Date:
February 27, 2006

Episode Details

Forced to hide in his garage to enjoy a brace of beers and half a Cuban cigar, Charlie's attempts to keep his unhealthy lifestyle habits secret from Mia fall apart when she smells bacon on his breath, resulting in their first major argument since taking their relationship to a physical plane.

Ergo, the Booty Call


Season 3, Episode 16

First Air Date:
March 6, 2006

Episode Details

As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what a "booty call" is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins - or at least, that's what he assumes the blue pills in his dad's bathroom cabinet are, with the "V" imprinted. Like Berta says, he's going to need another party hat.

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer


Season 3, Episode 17

First Air Date:
March 13, 2006

Episode Details

At Alan's insistence and to avoid having to escort the daughter of one of ma's clients (she invited that), Charlie attends with Alan, ma and Jake the jingle awards ceremony, where he's nominated and just knows Archie Baldwin will win for the seventh year in a row, because that pompous ass always gets the sexy products, a good tune for medication like Charlie's clients is never good enough to get a fair chance. He's right, and was forced by Rose -who will otherwise stalk him again- to make her adoring teenage boyfriend Gordon give her some private space again; when that works, she changes her mind...

The Spit-Covered Cobbler


Season 3, Episode 18

First Air Date:
March 20, 2006

Episode Details

Alan finally has an attractive date, 22 year-old Kandi, but she's even dumber then Jake, and as Charlie rightly points out girls that age are extremely high maintenance. Charlie has his fun seeing Alan struggle with the growing pile of bills, driving him to raid Jake's mammoth piggy bank and taking a second job as pizza deliverer, but still helps his double-plucked brother when wicked ex Judith insists on alimony. Alas Kandi...

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin


Season 3, Episode 19

First Air Date:
April 10, 2006

Episode Details

The Harpers's world is inverted: Charlie's ex Kandi, of his countless girls about the dumbest, not only became Alan's lover but even says she prefers sex with him, and has been living in Charlie's beach-house, as unnoticed as several furniture changes, for three weeks since she was evicted. Charlie has suffered a sexual drought even longer, by now even Berta and her cousin in prison begin to look somehow attractive. Judith finds out, and is shocked Jake is exposed to such a floozy; despite his brother's warning to keep love and business apart, Alan tries her as secretary in his surgery, with even more and worse results then either could fear...

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro


Season 3, Episode 20

First Air Date:
April 24, 2006

Episode Details

Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's ma Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub...

And the Plot Moistens


Season 3, Episode 21

First Air Date:
May 1, 2006

Episode Details

Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions.

Just Once with Aunt Sophie


Season 3, Episode 22

First Air Date:
May 9, 2006

Episode Details

Jake has his first boys-girls party, dating a smart girl, Wendy Cho. Alan was looking forward to coaching his son, but even Jake, who spends his schooldays watching the clock tick, isn't dumb enough to consider dating advice from the worst womanizer in L.A., while Charlie proves he can coach a virtually hopeless case -Alan and Judith's genes without the IQ- trough appearance, dance and anything else. In fact Alan envies Jake so much, he still hopes for ...

Arguments for the Quickie


Season 3, Episode 23

First Air Date:
May 15, 2006

Episode Details

Mia comes back and asks Charlie to donate his sperm. He agrees to, but for some unknown reason he can't deliver.

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite


Season 3, Episode 24

First Air Date:
May 22, 2006

Episode Details

Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas.

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