Season 8 - Married with Children

Married with Children - Season 8

Married with Children

Married with Children

Produced:
1987 - 1997

Number of episodes:
260 Episodes in 11 Seasons
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Married with Children - Season 8

Married with Children - Season 8

Married with Children - Season 8
Married with Children
Season 8
Number of episodes:
26
First Air Date:
September 5, 1993

- Season 8

A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?


Season 8, Episode 1

First Air Date:
September 5, 1993

Episode Details

When Al manages to get two prime tickets to a charity all-star basketball game, Peggy spoils his fun by insisting she come along. Things turn even worse for Al when she trades seats with him just before his former seat is chosen for a $10,000 free-throw contest. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to get herself basketball player Vlade Divac.

Hood in the Boyz


Season 8, Episode 2

First Air Date:
September 12, 1993

Episode Details

Al is thrilled when his childhood girlfriend asks for his help in dealing with a young thug and his gang who have been harassing her at the inner city convenience store where she now works. But how does Al explain it to Peggy? Simply put: Al checks himself and Peggy into a local hotel near the rough neighborhood and sneaks out to confront the thug Ray-Ray and his gang, only to get beaten up by the youths again and again.

Proud to Be Your Bud?


Season 8, Episode 3

First Air Date:
September 19, 1993

Episode Details

The other Bundys think Bud has flipped out when they overhear his basement conversion with his 'cool' alter-ego who arrives from another universe and shows Bud the tactics on picking up women. Meanwhile, Al has a personal battle of his own with a voice-over phone service to order a purchase for a new spare part for the Dodge.

Luck of the Bundys


Season 8, Episode 4

First Air Date:
September 26, 1993

Episode Details

When Al's luck starts turning good, as well as the rest of the Bundys, (Bud being accepted to a prestigious college, Kelly quitting her waitress job for an acting career, and Peggy wining a lot of money at Bingo) he knows that sooner or later he is doomed thanks to the Bundy curse for everything will turn bad.

Banking on Marcy


Season 8, Episode 5

First Air Date:
October 3, 1993

Episode Details

Marcy tries to overcome her fear of public speaking by fantasizing that she's elsewhere (having sex in the bedroom), which is a real treat for the audience. But the only people that are turned off by Marcy's simulated lovemaking skills are an embarrassed Jefferson, a shocked Peggy, and a disgusted Al who's hooked on rap videos.

No Chicken, No Check


Season 8, Episode 6

First Air Date:
October 10, 1993

Episode Details

Convinced they can share, Kelly and Bud pool their money together so they can buy a car for themselves, which both want, but neither will surrender, for a time alone in the car with their drive-in movie dates. Meanwhile, Al is happy after he intimidates Peggy into buying him some meat from the supermarket.

Take My Wife, Please


Season 8, Episode 7

First Air Date:
October 24, 1993

Episode Details

On Halloween night, the Grim Reaper (in the form of a dark-haired, pasty-faced Peggy) finally answers Al's inadvertent long cried call for death and won't leave him until one of his family members say that they need him. Meanwhile, Marcy convinces Peggy, Bud, Kelly and Jefferson to impersonate the Village People at a party she's hosting honoring female spouse murderers.

Scared Single


Season 8, Episode 8

First Air Date:
November 7, 1993

Episode Details

Al hires Aaron, a recent Polk high school graduate to work in his shoe store for the summer. Aaron sees Al as a hero and when he announces of his decision to marry, Al takes full advantage by giving the boy the benefit of wisdom not to ever marry and become like him and millions of other long-suffering married men: losers. Meanwhile, while working as the Verminator, Kelly accidentally gets a face-full of bug spray which causes her to start behaving very strangely.

No Ma'am


Season 8, Episode 9

First Air Date:
November 14, 1993

Episode Details

When Al and his friends gets fed up with the women taking over their Giggly Room and their bowling night, thanks to both Jerry Springer and Marcy D'Arcy. They form a secret organization called No MA'AM and hold him hostage in his own show in an audience filled with men donning the No MA'AM shirts. They intend to perform television's first sexorcism which includes them forcing him in watching hours of pro-wrestling. They'll also force him to wear a stinky, yellow undershirt and a pair of boxers with the words "It's All Me" until the women who took over their Giggly Room and their bowling night comply to their demands.

Dances with Weezy


Season 8, Episode 10

First Air Date:
November 21, 1993

Episode Details

Al bribes Kelly and Bud into posing as him and Jefferson to accompany Peg and Marcy at The Jeffersons Moving On Up Tour live, while they go to a newly opened sports bar.

Change for a Buck


Season 8, Episode 11

First Air Date:
November 28, 1993

Episode Details

Lacking attention, Buck decides to run away from home and the rest of the family doesn't discover that he's gone until a week later which is the time limit for dogs at the pound where Buck winds up. Al is then torn between going with the family to look for Buck and going to the nudie bar with Jefferson for a "Wrestle Till You Raw" night.

A Little Off the Top


Season 8, Episode 12

First Air Date:
December 12, 1993

Episode Details

Al is injured playing baseball with his friends, and ends up in the hospital needing surgery. Due to a mix-up at the hospital, however, Al ends up receiving a circumcision.

The Worst Noel


Season 8, Episode 13

First Air Date:
December 19, 1993

Episode Details

On Christmas Eve, Kelly and Bud try to sneak in a jukebox to give to their parents who spend the entire show sitting in front of their TV set arguing with each other over the proper speed for channel switching. Also, Marcy and Jefferson throw a wild Christmas party next door and do not tell Al about it.

Sofa So Good


Season 8, Episode 14

First Air Date:
January 16, 1994

Episode Details

With Al and Peggy away for a family reunion with her family in Wanker County, Wisconsin (where everyone's last name is Wanker and is relative), the Bud lets Kelly have the house for Saturday night. When her date accidentally destroys the family couch, Kelly must travel to the far corners of Illinois to find the crazed, hermit-like, former maker of the couch to ask for a replacement before her parents come home.

Honey, I Blew Up Myself


Season 8, Episode 15

First Air Date:
January 23, 1994

Episode Details

On Al's 45th birthday, Peggy decides to give him a sexy photo of herself to hang in the shoe store. But the photographer decides to hang it in a huge blow up version of the same photo on a giant billboard in the mall outside the store. Naturally, this cannot be tolerated so Al enlists the help of Marcy's feminist group FANG (Feminists Against Neanderthal Guys), NO MA'AM's rival counterpart, to destroy the offending image. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud can't seem to get the right gift for Al.

How Green Was My Apple


Season 8, Episode 16

First Air Date:
February 6, 1994

Episode Details

Al hat ein neues Hobby: seinen Apfelbaum im Garten. Der Baum trägt sogar einen einzigen saftigen Apfel. Eines Tages ist das Prachtstück plötzlich verschwunden. Al ist außer sich, als ihm Jefferson genüsslich kauend eröffnet, der Apfel sei auf seiner Seite des Gartenzauns vom Baum gefallen. Nun ist ein Grenzkrieg unausweichlich. Doch wie fast jeder Krieg, bringt auch diese Auseinandersetzung keiner Partei etwas: Beide Häuser liegen in Schutt und Asche …

Valentine's Day Massacre


Season 8, Episode 17

First Air Date:
February 13, 1994

Episode Details

Al battles other husbands at a store for last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers. Meanwhile, Bud gets physically and sexually abused when trying to find in a hotel his long-lost valentine girl, who is now a famous pop star.

Get Outta Dodge


Season 8, Episode 18

First Air Date:
February 20, 1994

Episode Details

When Al decides to sell his old car, the people at the Dodge Corporation inform him that if he can get his Dodge's odometer up to all 9's, the car will take part in a commercial, breaking the 1,000,000,000 miles and Al will be awarded a brand Dodge Viper. But can Al and his Dodge survive 24 hours until the film crew can arrive? Meanwhile, Bud sends the dim-witted Kelly out to find "Waldo."

Field of Screams


Season 8, Episode 19

First Air Date:
February 27, 1994

Episode Details

Al opposes the proposed destruction of his old high school football field to build a new auto plant by chaining himself to the arch. Meanwhile, Buck and Bud suffer from unusual side affects after Kelly the Verminator sprays them with a new pesticide called "Springtime in Baghdad."

The D'Arcy Files


Season 8, Episode 20

First Air Date:
March 20, 1994

Episode Details

Jefferson reveals his secret past to Marcy when he tells her that he is a ex-CIA spy in a witness relocation program. Meanwhile, Al gets conflicting emotions when he is offered a $50,000 reward by a certain Walter Traugott, a shady thug who is looking for Jefferson. Elsewhere, Peggy has a toothache from a broken tooth, and Kelly and Bud dress up as bums at the mall to acquire more cash for themselves.

Nooner or Later


Season 8, Episode 21

First Air Date:
February 10, 1994

Episode Details

While Al is busy at the shoe store with his new temp, Dexter, Peggy must coerce Al into an act over the phone to win a prize on a radio call-in show hosted by Rick Dees. One act for Al is to come home to have a nooner with Peggy. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud wait in line in the mall outside the shoe store for rock concert tickets.

Ride Scare


Season 8, Episode 22

First Air Date:
April 24, 1994

Episode Details

Al opposes a forced car pooling until he learns that three lingerie models are in the group. But Al realizes the models are full-figured. Al and his group are then chosen to promote a campaign by the local health board to appear in commercial advertisements to clean up over polluted Chicago. But when Al and the ladies are asked to picket outside a chemical plant where Kelly works as the Verminator spokes model, Al must decide whether or not to help close down the plant and make Kelly lose her job, or give up his fame and fortune. Meanwhile, no one seems to care after Bud announces that he has made the Dean's List at college.

The Legend of Ironhead Haynes


Season 8, Episode 23

First Air Date:
May 1, 1994

Episode Details

When another complaint from a fat woman at the shoe store results in Al losing his parking space and being reprimanded not to insult anymore fat women, he, Jefferson and the rest of his mens club NO MA'AM seek out a legendary guru macho man to teach them how to battle political correctness. Meanwhile, Peggy, Kelly and Bud hide a secret refrigerator full of food from Al.

Assault and Batteries


Season 8, Episode 24

First Air Date:
May 8, 1994

Episode Details

Al rushes to finish fixing the basement step before his favorite movie, "Hondo" comes on TV. But, in an attempt to get some new batteries for his flashlight, he finds himself locked inside the store. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly attempt to celebrate Buck's birthday, much to Buck's dismay.

Al Goes Deep


Season 8, Episode 25

First Air Date:
May 15, 1994

Episode Details

Using their tax refund money, Jefferson and Al bet heavily on a college football game that they are guaranteed to win. But that's before Trumaine's prized, not-so-bright quarterback Chad, who is being tutored by Bud, falls in love with Kelly, whom she pleasantly distracts from his training. Al must find a way to keep them apart at all costs after he finds out that other shady parties have also bet heavily on the game as well.

Kelly Knows Something


Season 8, Episode 26

First Air Date:
May 22, 1994

Episode Details

When the Bundy TV set blows its condenser, Al decides to try out for a place on a new sports trivia game show, hoping to win a new TV set as the first prize. But when he is denied because of his lack of personality, Al tries to transfer his knowledge of sports to Kelly to win the show for him. But for each fact that she takes in, another falls out.

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