Original: AC/DC - The Jack

She gave me the boot
She's keepin' the ring
She threw out my belongings
Just for having one fling
She was holdin' my pair
And she sqeezed 'em tight
Her papers were filed
By a slick lawyer guy
And how could I have known
That I'd be livin' dirt poor
Took the dogs and the kids and the house
And then they gave me the bown
The attorney on the left hand
The boyfriend on the right
She took my car and drove him home
And he stayed the night
He gets the sex
He drives the Jag
I write the checks
Cuz I'm the ex
Cuz I'm the ex
She gets the checks
She's on my back
I don't get Jack
I don't get Jack
Jack
Jack
Jack
Jack
She get's the checks

Thank you your honor, thank you very much, yes, thanks so much thanks, your honor, worked my whole life for nothing. Your quite the ballbuster, you know.
Thanks.