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Monty Python - Der Sinn des Lebens - The Meaning of Life
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Monty Python - Der Sinn des Lebens Originaltitel: The Meaning of Life Produziert: 1983 UK Genre: Comedy FSK: 16 | ||
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Monty Python - Der Sinn des Lebens - Sprüche und Zitate
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Michael Palin als Mr. PycroftMichael Palin als Mr. Pycroft, der Typ von der Verwaltung Ah, wie ich sehe haben Sie das Ping-Ding. Das ist mein Lieblingsgerät. Verstehn Sie, wir haben es gemietet, von der Firma an die wir es verkauft haben. Auf diese Weise belastet es nämlich nur den Monatsetat und nicht das konto für Anlagevermögen. |
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Die Maschine mit dem Ping... und das ist die Maschine mit dem "Ping" |
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Every sperm is sacredDAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. MUM: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. MEN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. WOMEN: If a sperm is wasted,... CHILDREN: ...God get quite irate. PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good. NANNIES: Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: ...In your neighbourhood! CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's. MOURNER #1: Mine! MOURNER #2: And mine! CORPSE: And mine! NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. HOLY STATUES: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaaate! |
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Drill SergeantMichael Palin als Drill Sergeant. Heute werden wir alle schön marschieren! Den Kasernenhof rauf und runter! Das heisst natürlich, wenn keiner von euch Lumpensäcken etwas besseres zu tun hat! Also! Hat irgendjemand von euch vielleicht etwas besseres zu tun als zu marschieren!? Den Hof rauf und runter!? Natürlich haben alle etwas besseres vor! Sowas hätte mir in der RS mal passieren sollen... |
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Sticht ein bisschen- Morgen Perkins - Morgen Sir - Worum gehts denn bei dem ganzen Schlamassel, Perkins? - Gebissen worden, Sir. Wärend der Nacht. - Hm... ganzes Bein weg, wie? - Ja. - Wasn das fürn Gefühl ? - Sticht ein bisschen. |
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Die verhängnisvolle Leberspenderkarte- "Aha! Was haben wir denn hier?" - "Eine Leberspenderkarte." - "Gibt es da noch was zu sagen?" - "Hören Sie, ich kann sie Ihnen noch nicht geben. Da steht doch drinnen: Im Falle des Todes!" - "Es hat noch nie jemand überlebt, dem wir die Leber rausgenohmen haben!" |
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Galaxy SongEric Idle als Sänger in Pink, Terry Jones als Mrs. Brown Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown And things seem hard or tough And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft And you feel that you've had quite enough... Just, remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned A sun that is the source of all our power The sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm at forty thousand miles an hour Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way Our galaxy itself, contains a hundred billion stars It's a hundred thousand light years side-to-side It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick But out by us its just three thousand light years wide We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point We go round every two hundred million years And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whiz As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure How amazingly unlikely is your birth And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space Cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth |
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Penis SongEric Idle performt den Penis-Song Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis, Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas, Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock, You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. |
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Randvoll gemästet- "Und nun zum Schluss, Monsieur, ein oblatenenes Minz..." - "Nein!" - "Oh Sir, das ist nur ein klitzekleines dünnes Minzoblatchen." - "Nein, verpiss dich. ich bin randvoll." - "Sir, hm?... Das ist nur hauch-hauchdünn." - "Wirklich, ich kann keinen Haps mehr essen. Ich bin absolut gemästet. Schwirr ab." - "Oh Sir, nuuur eins." - "Na gut, aber nur eins..." |
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