Original: The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up

Well I bought it up
Brought Windows home and tried to boot it up
But when I load it up
It says my memory is not enough

I'll be runnin' out
I need some extra RAM to fix me up
I have to cough it up
Open my wallet up it never stops
Never stops, never stops, never stops

This Windows 95...
It's suckin' up my drive
It makes a Pentium fly
But my PC is obsolete
I'll have to buy myself a brand new machine
Ring it up

Stick me up
You sucked me in and then you got me hooked
You got me, you got me

There's so much stuff to buy
I need a new hard drive
It's gonna suck me dry
My 386 don't have the speed
It takes an hour just to bring up the screen

Oh, no! I'm makin' software buys
Whoa! It's makin' Bill Gates come
You, you, you make a rich man come